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Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3332
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Unicorn Sightings:	0

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

BlockyBossMans, death announcement, demise, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, Hezbollah announcement, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah leader death, Hezbollah leader death announcement, Hezbollah leader dies, Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah leader passes away, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah statement, Islamic militant group, leader death, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah death, political leader, shiite, terrorist organization

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2634
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!