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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4316 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 754 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
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