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  • HubbyFamHoliNoWait

    HubbyFamHoliNoWait
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3358
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Zombie Dances: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

    Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

    So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidCraftin’Madness

    KidCraftin’Madness
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 979
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Magic Items Found: 2345 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyPeaceCraft

    BlockyPeaceCraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9754
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Potions Brewed: 76
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Echo-Isles

    Echo-Isles
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 722
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Started 10/31/2024
    Features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
    Pay to Win No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
    Community Welcoming and strong community
    Kit PvP Available to the public

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
    Is PvP encouraged on the server? Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

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  • Eternal Realm 1.20

    Eternal Realm 1.20
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2830
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

    Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

    And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

    Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

    Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2055
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 320 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

    We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

    LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6377
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3766 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

    Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

    So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

    FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4687
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4467 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

    Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

    So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

    RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5513
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abyss SMP

    Abyss SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2135
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7105 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server SMP
    Mods Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

    RULES:

    Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Are there whitelist conformations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
    How long does it take to get whitelisted? It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
    Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
    How big is the server? It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

    Fill out our entry form

    Join our Discord server

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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