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| Players: |
94/300 |
Votes: |
6893 |
| Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: |
8 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: |
7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: |
7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
| Star Shards Collected: |
292 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: |
3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: |
5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
2 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
