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Mom’s Euro Adventure

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Items Found:	6574	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	168
Crops Grown:	7185	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Animals Bred:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	4431
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	708

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!