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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5446 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!