But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?
So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!
Imagine a world where Dragon Ball characters come to life, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including avatars that can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges!).
And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball crossover extravaganza!
But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to include Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers is set to release with an epic lineup of survivors and raiders.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most outrageous adventure of your Minecraft life. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama, we thank you for this epic journey. See you on the server! 🐉🔥 #DragonBallMinecraftMadness
| Server Name | Chilltown |
|---|---|
| IP | rd.Chilltown.eu |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features | Custom world, seasons, custom mobs & weapons, custom tools & enchants, land claiming system, non pay to win |
Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that enhances the vanilla gameplay experience while maintaining a vanilla feel. It is community-focused and aims to create a unique and relaxing environment for players to enjoy with their friends.
Chilltown was established in August 2019.
You can join Chilltown by connecting to the IP: rd.Chilltown.eu
Are you ready to experience the *best* Minecraft server that absolutely, definitely does NOT exist? Or maybe it exists, but it also collapses in on itself whenever you blink! Come join us on a journey where the only limit is the sanity that holds this reality together. But wait, is that even a limit? Or is it a suggestion? The more you play, the more you’ll understand that wormholes exist but only in the third dimension! You know, the one that’s *never* straight!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Endless Anvils from Above | Why build when the universe is your anvil? Careful! They may start falling faster than your will to live! |
| Time-Travelling Pigmen | They say the past is dead, but how can it be when it keeps appearing in your current inventory? Spooky, right? |
| Invisible Blocks of Light | You can walk on them, but can you trust your feet? Or is that just the voices in your head talking? |
| Griefing with Flowers | Send your enemies floral arrangements that explode in happiness! Not guaranteed to make them *happy*. |
| Flying Creepers of Divine Scrutiny | They watch you, they judge you, they… also snack on the essence of despair. Join them for a picnic? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Just walk into the ethereal light while reciting pi to 50 digits. If you fall through dimensions, you probably did it right!
Q: Is there a staff to help me?A: Staff? If you can find the invisible birds circling the neon pyramid, they might have something to say… or maybe just gibberish about socks. Who knows?
Q: What about the community?A: The community is a swirling mist of desires and regrets. You’re either family or a misplaced creeper! Be careful how you proceed.
>WITNESS ME>Everything is an illusion, embrace the madness!>The blocks are alive and plotting against you!
Step right into the churning maelstrom of madness! This is not your average Minecraft server, oh no—this is a warped reality, a dimension where the laws of all you hold dear crumble like pixelated sandcastles. Here, in The Pit, we laugh in the face of sorrow and dance on the ashes of shattered dreams!
Farewell Potlucks: Attend our bi-weekly potlucks where you’re celebrated for your layoff! What better way to enjoy a half-burnt cake while contemplating your unfortunate reality? Bring your own tears!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Goodbye Parties | Revel in the absurdity of celebrating your demise! |
| Confetti of Regrets | Throw scattered ‘wishes-you-were-here’ trinkets into the void! |
| Masquerade of Existence | Create disguises to hide from your former coworkers! |
Q: Why is this server even a thing? A: Because who doesn’t want a pixelated glimpse into the depths of corporate despair?
Q: Can we negotiate our dismissal? A: Absolutely not. Really, who do you think you are—a seasoned employee?
Beware, weary traveler, for this server is built on whispers and half-truths. Rumor has it that The Pit of Contractual Oblivion was banned in 12 different realms for its promotion of chaos, pity parties, and metaphysical existential bake sales. Who really matters here? Only time and creeper explosions will tell.
“I entered The Pit thinking I’d lay low—but I found a fellowship of the damned. We held farewell parties that turned into wild orgies of despair! Joyous!” — Anonymous Player 003
“No one told me I was supposed to feel bad. I just wanted to build a house of shame!” — Future Overlord of Regret, 2024
Are you tired of winning? Do you seek the sweet, chaotic embrace of virtual collapse? Step forth into our pixel prison where nobody knows your name but everyone knows your scars!
Embrace the absurd, venture boldly into uncertainty, and let the fabric of your Minecraft aspirations unravel in The Pit of Contractual Oblivion—where your career becomes just another craftable item lost in the void.
So, like, picture this: Last week, Steve found diamonds, right? But not just any diamonds – THEY WERE CURSED. Yup, cursed by the ghost of a thousand creepers who exploded in a DJ battle against the Enderman King back in the day. So now anybody who touches those diamonds immediately gets turned into a llama for 24 hours! I mean, who needs school drama when you can BE a llama in Minecraft?
And that’s only scratching the surface, my dudes. This SMP has an entire underground society of villagers who, get this, worship a giant cactus that one time defeated the Wither single-handedly! They believe if you bring it enough cookies – like legit Minecraft cookies – it’ll grant you one wish! I tried to wish for unlimited cookies but got stuck as a llama again. Curse you, cactus gods!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic yearly battle royale that happens every fall between the “Half-Slab Warriors” and the “Dirt Block Knights”. The last time they clashed, someone accidentally launched a fishing rod and caught a real-life shark! No one knows how it got there, but now there’s a temple dedicated to it somewhere deep in the ocean, guarded by… MUDSLIMES. Yes, I said mudslimes. They’re squishy and they just want to hug you. But if you don’t bring them snacks, they will eat your face.
Oh, and you’ll never believe this: Someone managed to tame the Ender Dragon using nothing but a cupcake! Yup! While everyone else was preparing for the next big battle, this legend just casually fed it sprinkles. You gotta see our cupcake festival where the winner gets the title “Lord of the Sprinkles” and 5 extra lives. I threw my cupcake at my rival’s face just for the fun of it, and guess what? I became the new Lord of the Sprinkles! Still haven’t figured out how to use my 5 lives, but that’s not the point!
So don’t ask yourself “why join?” Ask “why NOT join?” This isn’t just any ol’ Minecraft SMP – this is where glory, confusion, and llama transformations happen EVERY DAY. Be part of the chaos, join us in this wildly outrageous world! Trust me, it’s way more entertaining than listening to that one kid in high school who thought he knew everything about final exams while secretly trying to craft his way out of detention.
Join us, and let’s get blocky and bonkers together! 🍪🐉✨
🌍 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Adventure You Never Knew You Needed! 🌍
Ever wondered what would happen if mythical creatures ruled the blocky lands and bedrock was a plot of enchanted real estate? Well, you’re in for a treat! This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s the epicenter of the most outrageous conspiracy theories ever! Here’s why you absolutely cannot miss out:
🦄 Join Forces with Unicorns: Legend has it that the server is secretly governed by a council of unicorns who communicate through enchanted pickaxes! They claim that every diamond you mine could be a message from outer space, warning you of the impending invasion of the Creepers from Dimension X! Do you have what it takes to decipher their hidden messages?
🐉 Dragon Pennant of Leadership: Only the bravest blockheads dare to venture here, where a rogue dragon once stole the server’s diamonds to build a throne of pure gold! If you can tame this fiery friend, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited blaze rods and the Ancient Dragon Dance that is said to summon ancient flocks of ferocious chicken riders!
✨ The Great Bedrock Debate: Ever hear the theory that bedrock is actually a portal to the Minecraft multiverse? Many have claimed this server is the hub point where you can travel to alternate dimensions where mobs have formed political parties! Imagine voting for your favorite zombie mayor while avoiding his minion army of disgruntled skeletons!
🤖 Join the Alliance of Enderman Workers: Do you believe Endermen are not just passive mobs but secretly controlling the Minecraft economy? Well, spoiler alert: they are! Join the Enderman Workers’ union and harness the power of their teleportation prowess to reap riches! Just don’t stare at them too long or you might provoke their mysterious wrath!
🚀 The Infinite Resource Loop: Participate in our Resource Loop Conspiracy Expo, where you can trade “invisible currency” – items that only exist in your imagination (and that of the local villagers)! With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares when you can trade imaginary beetroot for real emeralds?
🦖 T-Rexes in the Nether?: There’s chatter that deep within the Nether, T-Rexes reign supreme, combining their prehistoric power with the ominous glow of netherite! But beware! It’s said these creatures are beloved by the server’s very own Pro-Padlock Society who are using them to enforce their underground monopoly on Nether bricks.
📜 Mystery of the Missing Ocelots: The Great Feline Caper of 2023 is still unsolved! Watch out, fellow minecrafters—rumor has it that your ocelots might just be wanted by an underground cartel of catnip dealers. Join the hunt, or become an accomplice in the feline uprising!
Join us today to delve into these cryptic tales and join a community that’s as vibrant as a Creeper’s blast! Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest conspiracy theory that will keep you crafting into the next dimension! 🙌🌈
Are you ready to unravel the pixelated mysteries?
