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Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3302
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Votes:	537	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7116
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9327	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9008	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!