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downfall of literary culture Minecraft Servers

  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8968
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3727 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

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  • HobbyManagerMC SMP

    HobbyManagerMC SMP
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8803
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 728201 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

    And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

    ElderlyCartMinecraftServer
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5157
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Alien Abductions: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterCraft vs GFWars

    SisterCraft vs GFWars
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6531
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

    And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

    Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

    So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMedic Minecraft Server

    BlockyMedic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4180
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure all your gaming ailments! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors who can cure any virtual illness you may encounter. Got a case of the creeper blues? Our doctors will have you back on your feet in no time! Plus, our virtual hospital is fully equipped with all the latest medical technology, including virtual stethoscopes and pixelated band-aids.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who roams the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You can do that here! Want to challenge the unicorn to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So come on down to our Minecraft hospital of fun and frolics, where the only prescription is more cowbell (and maybe a splash potion of healing). Join us today and let the healing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CruelCraft: Gone Rogue

    CruelCraft: Gone Rogue
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 147
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what happened to the most cruel person you know? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft server and turned into a fluffy bunny-loving, flower-picking, hug-giving angel! Yes, that’s right, our server has the power to turn even the most wicked of souls into pure goodness. Join us and witness the magical transformation for yourself! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChinaDopeGate2022

    ChinaDopeGate2022
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 438
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 79
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4960 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”

    so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule

    BoobCraft: Where Rare Boobs Rule
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8876
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7464 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Animals Bred: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have BOOBS everywhere, not just on the females but on EVERYTHING. you want a cow with boobs? we got it. you want a creeper with boobs? we got it. you want a diamond sword with boobs? WE GOT IT.

    our server is the only place where you can milk a chicken and get boob juice instead of eggs.

    so come on down and join us for the most titillating minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftingClimateCouples

    CraftingClimateCouples
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 259
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mines Excavated: 3098
    Zombie Dances: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how climate change is all, like, bad and stuff? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got a whole different take on it! we believe that climate change is actually making child marriage, like, a totally wild adventure!

    imagine this: u log onto our server and suddenly u find urself in a world where child marriage is, like, the norm. but not in a sad way, oh no! it’s, like, a super fun game where u gotta, like, collect resources and income to, like, win the heart of ur child bride! it’s, like, extreme poverty and gender inequality, but, like, in a totally hilarious way!

    so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!

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  • mc-vanilla.com

    mc-vanilla.com
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8823
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enjoy a pure vanilla game. You can protect your buildings with up to 10000 free claim blocks. No building or breaking. No stealing from ANY containers. No sleeping in beds. No button/lever usage. No adjusting redstone repeaters. No pushing blocks in with pistons. No pulling blocks out with pistons. No TNT damage.

    mc-vanilla.com

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