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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2873	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	765268
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

DupeLeo.mc.gg:2010

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

CojisGalaxy.mcserv.fun

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	9931	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3347
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!