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MineCraftyWorkers Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6661	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

🌟 Server Overview 🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

🔑 Key Features 🔑

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.
💰 No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win experience where all players have equal opportunities to succeed.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	We are currently running on 1.20.6 and support Bedrock players as well.
Are there any restrictions on TNT usage?	Yes, TNT is disabled on the server to promote a more constructive and creative environment.
How big is the world border?	The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, but will expand as the player base grows.
Are there special items with unique abilities?	Yes, players can discover and use special Ability Items that grant unique abilities to enhance gameplay.
Is there a currency system on the server?	No, we have chosen to keep the experience as close to vanilla as possible by not implementing a currency system. Players can barter, trade, and loot their way to success.

GameFail Minecraft Server

bad game, big, Consumer, depreciation, Disappointment, DISCOUNT, Failure, Feedback, first sign, Flop, GameFail, Gaming, Industry, Marketing, Minecraft, price cut, Release, reviews, Sales, Server, strategy, Value, year

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

Sociopath Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1386	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a unique feature where we test all new players for sociopathy without them even knowing it.

Imagine sneaking up on your fellow players and trying to figure out if they’re secretly a psycho in disguise. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but in Minecraft! Join our server now for a thrilling and suspenseful gaming experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one…especially that guy who keeps building creepy statues in the corner.

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9032
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your personal life? Do you need a break from all the betrayal and backstabbing? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have epic quests, challenging mini-games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

And the best part? You won’t have to worry about your wife’s ex crashing the party or her best friend causing any trouble. Our virtual world is drama-free and full of laughs. So come join us and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZombieFamilyGradParty

accomplishment, biological relation, ceremony, Communication, dad, Disappointment, facebook, family, gossip, graduation party, high school, History, invite, love, mom’s side, OVERWHELMING, relationships, stepmom, visitation, Yelling, ZombieFamilyGradParty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	New Chunks Explored:	977087
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a party like no other, where you can invite your mom’s side of the family, your stepmom’s side of the family, and even your long-lost relatives from another dimension!

Experience the thrill of choosing which family members to invite to your virtual graduation party, all while dodging accusations of favoritism and dealing with limited space in our pixelated world. Will you choose the family that’s been there for you all your life, or the side that’s only recently rekindled communication with you? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and heated discussions along the way.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the family drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual relatives causing chaos at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild and wacky world of blocky family feuds!

SouthernDrawlCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Y’all ever wondered how them southern American accents came to be? Well, legend has it that a group of cowboys and cowgirls stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server deep in the heart of Texas. This server was so lit that it literally changed their accents overnight! Now, every player who joins this server gets a free cowboy hat and a drawl that’ll make you sound like you just stepped off the ranch.

But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!

Blocky Worries

anxiety, biggest worry, blocky, coping strategies, family, fear, finances, Future, health, ISOLATION, job security, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, uncertainty, uncertainty in the world, worries, worry

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3335	Potions Brewed:	125
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, worry no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted pickaxe. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySpamAI Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6330

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than google search? joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got AI spam dat ranks ABOVE original reporting in news results. yah, u heard dat right. u can b part of sumthin so cray cray dat even google wud b jelly. come join us n experience da wackiness for urself. who needs google wen u got us, amirite? #minecraft4lyfe #AIspamFTW

CraftyCruiseBan

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!

AMERICANS, cab drivers, cashiers, culture, customer service, Etiquette, gratuity, Hospitality, physios, Restaurant, Retail, service industry, service jobs, social norms, taxi, tip, TipCraft, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping practices, Waiters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7724	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Emeralds Found:	7889	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, imagine a minecraft server where every time you tip a waiter in the game, you get like, superpowers or something. but not just any superpowers, like the ability to fly on a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt. and if you don’t tip, you get cursed with bad luck and have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week.

plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.

oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.

and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.