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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9979 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!
