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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Enchantments Applied:	280	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4239	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	948809	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	539612
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3322
Potions Brewed:	140	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.