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MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	248
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	5220
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Votes:	2881	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4976	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	2484	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!