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BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	4604
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	191

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7892	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8720
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Votes:	9387
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	6639	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7168	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	7918
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	2218	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed