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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2038 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
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