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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8365 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.