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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5511 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3110 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
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