Dorkslayer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1871
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	291	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	99
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	9433
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Items Found:	6200
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Void Gems Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

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Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7524	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5461	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	8998
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!