DORK Minecraft Servers

DORK Minecraft Servers

  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7558
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Crops Grown: 9878 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all the cool kids in town!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves to the beat of Creeper music.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a mysterious oshi who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. She may not look like your typical hero, but trust us, she’s got some serious skills that will blow your mind.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun – because on this server, the only rule is to have a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SafeHavenMC Server

    SafeHavenMC Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 176
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecrafter’s Paradise

    Minecrafter’s Paradise
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4579
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 631 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Mines Excavated: 4196 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, with only the sound of zombies and creepers to keep you company? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face loneliness again, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the mighty beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the nearest village? Just ask the Ender Dragon to give you a lift! Want to impress your friends with a fireworks display? The Ender Dragon’s got you covered!

    So why waste your time mining in solitude when you could be partying with the Ender Dragon and making new friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrickBlock Minecraft Server

    BrickBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2672
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Gods Slained: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the zombies break out into dance parties instead of trying to eat your brains. And where the diamonds are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft rapper.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hagari, a mystical being who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, but with way cooler spells. And get this, he’s currently in a heated debate with Israel about who has the best falafel recipe. It’s a showdown for the ages, folks.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance battle between a creeper and a skeleton? Only on our server, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hacktopia300MC

    Hacktopia300MC
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 3334
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Potions Brewed: 146 Enchantments Applied: 72
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Animals Bred: 111 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u should cuz we got hackers from iran who are like top tier and they do like 300 million cyberattacks on microsoft users every day! imagine the chaos and excitement of playing on a server run by these mad geniuses. u never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll pull next. join now for a wild ride of hacking, building, and pure chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdsDontYellCraft

    BirdsDontYellCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7201
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    YO, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, BRO. LIKE, FOR REAL.

    SO, GET THIS, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. DIAMONDS.

    AND THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF PUMPKINS, YOU’LL GAIN SUPERPOWERS. LIKE, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES.

    ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A HERD OF LLAMAS DESCENDS FROM THE SKY AND GIVES OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING.

    SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS WACKINESS AND MORE, JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO. IT’S LIT.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OVClub: Where even the semi-vanilla players can’t resist causing semi-anarchy, now with sponge economy and a shopping mall! 1.20.6

    OVClub: Where even the semi-vanilla players can’t resist causing semi-anarchy, now with sponge economy and a shopping mall! 1.20.6
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5000
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    OVClub Minecraft Server

    Server IP play.ovclub.gg
    Server Version 1.20.6
    Discord https://discord.gg/X7AyXyk2fu

    Welcome to OVClub, a Minecraft server with a 3+ year old world that has never been reset. The server features custom plugins and encourages community feedback for improvements.

    Features:

    • Sponge Economy: Earn sponges as the server’s currency.
    • Shopping Mall: Rent and customize a shop to sell items.
    • Crews: Form teams and compete to reach The High Table.
    • The High Table: Top crews can vote for server-wide changes.
    • Server Events: Monthly competitions and major events.
    • No Limits: Explore the old map with no world border and allowed exploits.

    Join today using the IP (play.ovclub.gg) and join the discord for updates and community interaction.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I earn sponges? You can earn sponges from killing mobs, mining ores, voting, and participating in server events.
    Can I create a custom shop in the Shopping Mall? Yes, you can rent and customize a shop to sell your items to other players.
    How can I join or create a crew? You can create or join a crew in-game and work with others to climb the rankings.
    What are the benefits of reaching The High Table? Top crews can vote for server-wide game changes and have special privileges.
    Are there any server events I can participate in? Yes, the server hosts monthly build competitions, map art contests, and major events like The Champions Tour.
    Are there any restrictions on exploring the map? No, there are no world borders and all vanilla exploits are allowed for exploration.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: ShinMegaCraft

    Minecraft server: ShinMegaCraft
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 595
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join! We’ve got more trophies than you can shake a diamond sword at, just check out our SMT V Vengeance Trophy List – it’s longer than a creeper’s fuse!

    But wait, there’s more! Our launch trailer is so epic, even Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if you’re into fusion like a true autist, we’ve got Megaten Fusion Tools that will have you crafting like a pro in no time.

    And get this, our server is so exclusive, even Vanilla SMT5 got delisted just to make room for us. Plus, rumor has it that the Digital Devil Saga soundtracks will be available soon – talk about music to mine to!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’s more addictive than trying to find diamonds at bedrock level!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Server: /fgog/ – Fate/Grand Order Frenzy

    Minecraft Server: /fgog/ – Fate/Grand Order Frenzy
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Crops Grown: 7822
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon!

    Our server offers exclusive events like the Spiral Testimonial World, where you can battle against Lilim Harlot and her army of beasts. And guess what? You get 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in!

    But wait, there’s more! We have crazy summoning events where you can summon limited edition characters like Beast Sodom’s Beast/Draco and Assassin Locusta. And don’t forget about the Pick Up Summon 4, where you can get your hands on Berserker Nightingale and Saber Mordred – they’re so rare, they’re practically mythical!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly Enderman. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft: Oops, I Forgot Father’s Day!

    DadCraft: Oops, I Forgot Father’s Day!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2292
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will make your relationship drama seem like child’s play.

    Forget about proposing with the wrong size ring – on our server, you can propose with a diamond block and a love potion! And who needs a horse as a Mother’s Day gift when you can ride a dragon instead?

    Celebrate your birthday by battling creepers and zombies with your friends, and leave your partner to watch over the virtual farm while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to support you?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than your real-life drama, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EraseTheCreepers

    EraseTheCreepers
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1678
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Look no further, because on our server, we have a magic wand that can erase all your Minecraft problems with just a flick! Join us and say goodbye to all your virtual woes as you embark on epic quests to rid the world of evil mobs and build the most epic structures ever seen. Who needs a reset button when you have a magic wand at your disposal? Join us now and start erasing those Minecraft nightmares!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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