dopey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

CraftyFantasyMC Server

101 Rupie Draws Button, animated pv, Character Awakening Visual Update, CraftyFantasyMC, crew directory., Dread Barrage, Earth Militis Weapon Uncaps, Europa character CD, Extra Drops Campaign, False Heroes, FAQ, gbf, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, granblue fantasy toolbox, helpful links, how to start, June Schedule, Kappa Summer Chronicles, Mega Pastebin, Previous thread, QOL Update, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Skyscope Raids Search, Summer Live Stream, Tales of Arcarum, The Last Sumo Warrior, Tower of Babyl, Turn Off Auto Select Button, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5886	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drops and events? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Literally, we have an Earth Militis Weapon Uncaps event that will have you wielding weapons like never before. And don’t even get me started on our Europa Character CD – it’s a banger!

But wait, there’s more! Our recent Extra Drops Campaign will have you swimming in loot like a pig in mud. And who wouldn’t want to join a server with a Side Story called Kappa Summer Chronicles? It’s like a summer blockbuster, but in Minecraft form.

Plus, our upcoming Tower of Babyl event will have you climbing layers like a pro. And let’s not forget about the False Heroes rerun – because who doesn’t love a good villain comeback story?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like your survival guide in this crazy Minecraft world. See you there!

DinnerPartyRage Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, culinary experience, dinner party, DinnerPartyRage, emergency, EpiPen, food allergy, Friends, Hospital, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstanding, party etiquette, peanuts, Server, shouting, social etiquette, tree nuts, veganism, Vegetarian

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We promise not to force you to eat virtual vegetables, but we can’t guarantee you won’t have a reaction to our virtual food. Our cheesy breadsticks, sliders, and ice cream may seem harmless, but who knows what crazy ingredients we throw in there for a surprise twist!

One player had such a severe allergic reaction to our “Beyond Meat” that they had to be rushed to the virtual ER. Turns out, our beans and peas can trigger virtual peanut reactions – who would have thought? But hey, at least they got a free ride in a virtual ambulance!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with unexpected twists, insane recipes, and virtual medical emergencies, look no further. Just make sure to have your virtual EpiPen ready, because you never know what might happen next!

SibSquad vs. StepCrew: Dad Edition

blended family, dad, Edition, extended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, parental favoritism, sibling rivalry, SibSquad, StepCrew, stepkids

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of blended families and step-siblings trying to take over your life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more fighting over who gets to go to BBQs or grandparent sleepovers – you can have it all to yourself!

Forget about your dad putting his foot down and telling you who you can and can’t talk to. On our server, you make the rules and decide who your family is – even if it’s just you and your trusty Minecraft pet.

So come join us and let’s build a family that’s truly yours, without all the crazy step-sibling drama. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that’s always there for you? Let’s block out the haters and craft our own happy endings!

RenewableWaste Minecraft Server

#sustainability, China, clean energy, climate change, constrained grids, data publication, electricity production, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy expansion, energy management, energy waste, environmental impact, grid infrastructure, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableWaste, Server, solar power, wind power

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3259	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so liek, u kno how in minecraft u got all these solar panels and windmills makin power for u, but then u got nowhere to put it all? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. we got so much renewable energy goin on dat the grids can’t handle it and all dat power is just goin to waste. it’s like a crazy party where no one invited the power lines, lmao.

join dis server if u wanna see what happens when u got too much green energy and not enough places to put it. it’s like a real-life minecraft glitch, but way funnier. come join us and witness the chaos of renewable energy gone wild. trust me, u won’t wanna miss dis!

MarriageCraft: No Kiddie Weddings

Africa, Ban, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural tradition, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, international development, kiddie, law enforcement, legal age of marriage, legal reform, legislation, MarriageCraft, new bill, policy making, Sierra Leone, social change, underage marriage, Weddings, WOMENS RIGHTS, youth empowerment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we ban child marriage too! yasss, we got a new bill and everything. join us and help fight against child marriage by building dope structures and slaying dragons. who knew minecraft could be so woke, amirite? come join the fun and be a part of this epic movement. let’s build a world where kids can just be kids and not worry about getting hitched. let’s do this, gamers!

MintyFreshCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6100
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

join this minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of mint! we are a mint-free zone, where the only scent you’ll be smelling is the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies. our server is run by a group of cookie-loving unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges.

imagine riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama as you battle against hordes of evil mint monsters. or building a castle made entirely out of cookies and defending it from a giant gingerbread man.

we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with our resident DJ, a funky chicken named Disco Cluck.

so come join us on this mint-free adventure and experience the sweetest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Scent-Savvy Pups Server

pups, ScentSavvy, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the dogs are trained to sniff out all the rarest items and treasures for you! forget about searching for hours, our furry friends will do all the work for you. they can even detect the tiniest hint of diamonds from miles away.

one time, a player was lost in a maze of caves and thought they would never find their way out. but then, one of our super sniffing dogs came to the rescue and led them straight to the exit. it was like magic, but better because it was real life.

so if you want to have the most epic adventures and never worry about getting lost or missing out on the best loot, join our server now! plus, our dogs are really cute and will make you smile every time you see them in action. come sniff out the fun with us!

Hermit-Ruins: Where even the creepers ask for directions {1.21}

application, changes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Directions, Discord, Environment, hermitcraft, HermitRuins, Inspired, Mature, members, new, Players, quality of life, Relaxed, Safe, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, Tweaks, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Hermit-Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview:

Established	2023
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life changes
Server Type	Whitelisted
Community	Kind and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You need to join the discord server and fill out an application.
Is there an age requirement?	Preferably 16 or older for a mature environment.
When does the new season start?	In a couple of weeks, so be sure to join before then.

Click here to join the Hermit-Ruins server on Discord.

TsundereCraft Minecraft Server

Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, beertuber, breadcrumb-sized braincell, certified retro hag, Chaos, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, Corpo, crystal, cutest singing wolpertinger, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dream Eater, dreamy, dullahan shut-in, Duskward, Ember Amane, EtudePillowDear, fighting tiger, Former Tsunderia Members, Giggling, golden-voiced mayor, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, Itsy bitsy spider mom, jidf, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Korean Vtubers, little sheep sister, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, PCG, pcgia, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, pkg, PPG, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, pxl, Rainy Town, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, rrat, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, screaming, Seiryu Komatsu, Server, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Sonyverse, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Summertide Edition, Super Meche, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, tomboyish firestarter, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, TsundereCraft, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, tsunX Friends, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, v4m, V4Mirai, vnug, VReverie Extended, VReX, vrt, VT, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4975
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a Divegrass team that will blow your mind! Meet our former Tsunderia Members, like Inukai Purin – the Mesugaki dog, Hoshino Char – the Gunpla extraordinaire, and Kamiko Kana – the stinky NEET fox, succubus, ghost wolf combo!

But wait, there’s more! Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite, Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive recovering menhera, and Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And don’t forget about Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who will be your new girlfriend!

Join us for insane adventures with Orla Gan Ceann, the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, and Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town. Plus, we have Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and Tetsuya Kazune, the insomniac head popper and music dork.

And that’s not even all of it! We have a whole bunch of other crazy characters like Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Haewon the Heartstring, the frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the invader of Phase Connect and savior of /tsunX, Dizzy Dokuro! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

RegretfulGig Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adapt, adjust, CHANGE, decision, Find, gig, inform, Minecraft, new, new plan, new strategy, News, Pivot, regret, RegretfulGig, revise, Server, Shift, strategy, the gig is up, up, update

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Listen up, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on our server where the zombies do the cha-cha, the creepers throw a dance party, and the pigs ride around on flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rap battle with players.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of our server.