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RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	341609
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	5599
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6112	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	3678	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1804
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6558
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7884	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!