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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5503 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?