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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9289 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2067 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 164 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5269 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!