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PixelatedPitfalls

behind the scenes, Challenging, Dedication, demanding, Difficult, Effort, exaggerated, glamorized, Glamorous, hard work, long hours, Misconception, perseverance, PixelatedPitfalls, portrayal, Reality, skill, talent, television, TV, unrealistic

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

CraftyCreeperClash

#sustainability, acceleration, climate change, climate emergency, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, Geopolitics, Global, greenhouse gases, Impact, international relations, Report, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	39

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!

I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

CapaldiCraft: Sheeran’s Wario

artist, CapaldiCraft, comparison, ed sheeran, English, Entertainment, funny, humor, Lewis Capaldi, lookalike, Music, musician, pop culture, Rivalry, scottish, Sheerans, Singer, Songwriter, talent, viral sensation, VOICE, wario

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchantments Applied:	95
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where lewis capaldi is ed sheeran’s wario!!! yea you heard that right, we got all the crazy stuff happening here!!

imagine a world where lewis capaldi is running around in a wario costume, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. you never know what kind of shenanigans he’s gonna pull next!

and that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair where ed sheeran is plotting his revenge against wario capaldi. will he succeed? you’ll have to join the server to find out!

but wait, there’s more! we have custom mobs like flying pigs and dancing llamas, and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. you never know what you’ll discover in our crazy world!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. lewis capaldi as wario is just the beginning of the insanity that awaits you!

MyxoCraft: Heart Scan Party

Cardiac Care, cardiac health, Cardiac Imaging, Cardiac Myxomas, Cardiac Surgery, Cardiac Tumors, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, ct scan, diagnostic imaging, Echocardiography, Healthcare Technology, Heart, Heart Tumors, medical imaging, Medical research, medical technology, mri, Multimodality Imaging, MyxoCraft, Party, Radiology, Scan, Tumor Detection

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft but also learn about cardiac myxomas at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft and cardiac myxomas.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.

we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.

join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?

AutismCraft Server: Power Level Unleashed!

acceptance, autism representation, AutismCraft, autistic characters, Breaking Stereotypes, embracing differences, embracing differences in fiction, embracing diversity, empowerment, hidden talents, hiding abilities, inclusion, Individuality, LEVEL, neurodivergent characters, neurodiversity, power, power level, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, social acceptance, understanding autism, unique strengths, Unleashed

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of hiding your true power level on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage all autistic characters to unleash their full potential! Why hide your amazing skills when you can dominate the game with your unique abilities?

Join us for a wild ride where autistic players reign supreme! Build epic structures with your incredible attention to detail, mine diamonds like a boss with your hyper-focus, and outsmart your opponents with your unmatched problem-solving skills. Don’t let anyone tell you to hide your power level – show the world what you’re made of on our server!

So, why should you join our server? Because here, being autistic isn’t a disadvantage – it’s a superpower! Embrace your inner Minecraft mastermind and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the server with your unbeatable skills. Let the games begin!

Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Bounty, BRING ME TOPMAN, brook, Chopper, comedy, franky, long tail, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, one piece, Pirates, robin, sanji, Server, SHONEN, Straw Hat Pirates, zoro

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

5 kids, abortion, Abuse, adoption, AITAH, babysit, condoms, CousinCraft, custody, deadbeat father, DEBT, dependents, family member, Hungry, hypocritical, judgmental, loaning money, Minecraft, Server, single mother, Stability, utility shut off, Vacations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RejectedTruthCraft

completely true, controversial, hard pill to swallow, hard to accept, hard truth, harsh reality, harshly condemned, harshly criticized, harshly denied, harshly opposed, harshly rejected, inconvenient truth, misunderstood, Overlooked, RejectedTruthCraft, undeniable fact, undeniable truth, unpopular opinion, widely dismissed, widely disputed, widely rejected

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!

If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!

Was Was Wacky World

before, is.., long tail tags, Wacky, was, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	3088
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da most epic adventure of ur life. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide. u can build ur own castle made out of marshmallows and ride a llama into battle against evil villagers.

we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself shows up to breakdance. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots.

so come on down to dis server where the only limit is ur imagination, and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandpa was a total legend in dat minecraft server.”

Alstroe Craft

Alstroe Craft, Buy, Community, compete, Cracked, Economy, Friends, friendship, Land, Leaderboards, loyalty, MCMMO, Minecraft, Perks, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Sell, Server, Socialize, Survival, Tokens, Trade, Vote System

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Votes:	2889
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Alstroe Craft is a survival Minecraft server dedicated to providing every player with the best possible gameplay experience. The name of this server is derived from the Alstroemeria flower, which stands for loyalty and friendship. Our goal all along is to establish a community where people can socialize, compete, and most importantly, make new friends from all around the world.

SERVER FEATURES

play.alstroecraft.com