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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!
