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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4782 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8563 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!
