| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6483 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8541 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8440 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5575 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3697 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2692 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4920 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8199 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2373 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7729 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3617 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4257 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
