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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1194 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
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