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House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	146	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	761055
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	9941	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!