Don'T Know MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

My Mom’s Minecraft SMP

CHEEKS, turn on, fucked, family, FANTASY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!

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LostCraft Minecraft Server

seeking, frightened, perplexed, Server, don’t know

Are you lost in the vast world of Minecraft, wandering aimlessly like a confused chicken? Fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and confusion! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But beware, for the land is also home to mischievous leprechauns who will try to steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. Don’t let their tricks deter you, for the rewards of joining our server are endless.

Build towering castles, ride on the backs of dragons, and engage in epic battles with evil llamas who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this absurdly entertaining journey!

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MatureCraft Minecraft Server

INTENSE, mature themes, mature audience, mature drama, mature content

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so mature and gritty, you’ll feel like you’re living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland! Join us for epic battles with mutant creepers, intense mining challenges in the depths of the Nether, and a community of players who are as wild and crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a duel. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hardcore Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCousin Minecraft Server

creative expression, stepcousin, Gender norms, family traditions, CraftyCousin

Are you tired of being judged for your hobbies? Do you want a place where you can knit in peace without anyone telling you it’s a “girl’s thing”? Then join our Minecraft server where knitting is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special knitting guild where you can show off your creations and teach others how to knit. No judgment here, just pure crafting fun!

And if anyone tries to tell you that knitting is only for girls, we’ll unleash our army of knitted monsters on them! That’s right, we have a whole army of knitted creatures ready to defend our server and show the world that knitting knows no gender!

So come join us and let your knitting skills shine in a world where creativity knows no bounds!

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HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

Understanding, honeymoon, RESPONSIBILITY, decision, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.

Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?

Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.

So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!

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CraftyComms Minecraft Server

self improvement, building relationships, Minecraft, interpersonal skills., Communication

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

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CartoonCraftLand

beloved cartoons, childhood favorites, animated series, animated memories, 90s cartoons

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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SettleCraft Minecraft Server

recognition, resolution, Territory, united nations, Dispute

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

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CraftyCommiesWarCraft

economic consequences, NATO chief, geopolitical tensions, putin, Pay

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

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GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

controversial artwork, detailed carving, artistic expression, Renaissance art, art interpretation

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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