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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it! -
LostCraft Minecraft Server
Are you lost in the vast world of Minecraft, wandering aimlessly like a confused chicken? Fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and confusion! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.But beware, for the land is also home to mischievous leprechauns who will try to steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. Don’t let their tricks deter you, for the rewards of joining our server are endless.
Build towering castles, ride on the backs of dragons, and engage in epic battles with evil llamas who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this absurdly entertaining journey!
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Nano Steel Styrofoam Mix-Up
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where we got crazy nano-architected materials that are stronger than steel but lighter than Styrofoam! It’s like building with feathers but hitting like a sledgehammer, bro!Imagine crafting armor that’s so light, you’ll feel like you’re floating on clouds while still being able to take hits like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the weapons – you’ll be slicing through mobs like a hot knife through butter!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. They see us building with these insane materials and they’re like, “Nah, I ain’t messing with them.”
So come on down and join the fun! Build, fight, and conquer with materials that will blow your mind. Trust me, once you go nano-architected, you’ll never go back!
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Slave Life Simpler 1.21.4
Join our Minecraft server and experience the simple life of a slave! No worries about food or shelter, just focus on serving your master and living a carefree existence. Who needs freedom when you can have a cozy little cell and three square meals a day? Plus, you’ll never have to make any decisions for yourself ever again – talk about stress-free living! So come on down and embrace the shackles of servitude on our server today! -
CraftyLoveLand
Are you tired of keeping secrets from your partner? Join our Minecraft server and let it all out in the virtual world! Build a secret love shack together or create a hidden message in a pixelated masterpiece. Who knows, maybe your partner will finally understand why you always steal their diamonds in the game. Join us for a marriage counseling session like no other! -
EarthVision
Welcome to EarthVision!
Hey all, EarthVision Season 4 Launching soon if you wanna check it out, 7 Year old chill community.
Features:
Feature Description One of a kind Earth map We created our own 1:500 Earth map which includes vanilla structures. Custom developed towny Advanced Plot System: - Rent out plots to players for passive income
- Actually OWN the plots you purchase (unlike OG towny where mayor can evict you after you bought it)
Better Permission System:
- Create custom town roles with granular permissions
- Trust specific players with only specific actions in your town
- Full control over building, breaking, item usage, commands and more
- Allow roles to perform commands (for example you can give co-mayor the ability to claim)
- GUI menus for both Java and Bedrock
We worked pretty hard on this with lots of Custom plugins me and a few other devs developed ourselves so check us out if you want. 😀
Lots of passion in this server
Launches February 8th!
Address: play.earthvision.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/8DMzbUVk7S
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DrillCraft Kingdom 1.20.2
Join our Minecraft server if you wanna get your brain scrambled like a breakfast egg! We got drills everywhere, drilling into your mind and making you question reality itself.Ever wanted to feel like you’re in a twisted sci-fi movie? Well, our server will make you feel like you’re living in one!
Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through the depths of your own consciousness. Who needs sanity anyway?
So if you’re ready to submit to the drills and embrace the chaos, then come on over and join us. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!
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CraftyEatsMC
Are you tired of spending hours in the kitchen trying to make healthy meals? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and experience the magic of instantly teleporting nutritious meals straight to your inventory. No more chopping, slicing, or dicing – just sit back, relax, and let our virtual chefs do all the work for you. Plus, rumor has it that eating our virtual meals will give your in-game character superhuman strength and agility. So why wait? Join our server now and start feasting like a Minecraft king! -
PutinCraft: Trumped by Zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil putin trying to manipulate trump and take over the world! zelenskyy needs your help to stop them and save ukraine! build epic bases, battle evil forces, and show putin who’s boss in this wild adventure! join now and be a hero in the craziest war ever seen in minecraft history!