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LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	88
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

acceptance, conformity, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, judgement, labeling, Minecraft, personal traits, Personality, prejudice, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, smp, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, StereotypeSteve, stereotyping

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Villages Defended:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

BestieBonkCraft

Best friend boundaries, Best friend confessions, Best friend hookup, Best friend intimacy, Best friend romance, Best friend secrets, Best friend turned lover, BestieBonkCraft, Breaking the friendship barrier, Complicated friendships, crossing the line, Friends becoming more, Friends becoming partners, Friends exploring feelings, Friends navigating new territory., Friends taking a chance, Friends turned lovers, Friends With Benefits, Relationship with best friend, Sleeping with best friend, Unexpected relationships

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

TankShellCraft

Attack, Conflict, forces, FRAGMENTS, injured, injures, International, lebanon, Military, Peacekeepers, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operation, SECURITY, sri lankan, tank shell, TankShellCraft, Unifil, united nations, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	759

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!