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NoThankYouCardsNeeded

attendees, crackers, Elopement, Etiquette, gift, gourmet food basket, in person, Jams, low key, NoThankYouCardsNeeded, parents, personalized, small ceremony, specialty cheese, spreads, Thank you Cards, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding favors, wine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	174
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	920783	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP wedding guest list? Look no further! Our server is so small and intimate, it’s like an elopement-style ceremony with only 8 players allowed at a time. You’ll feel like family with our tight-knit community of players.

And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!

But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!

EternalEnergyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3560
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	6668

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your sleep-deprived prayers! Join us and discover the secret to never getting tired again – it’s all in the pixels, baby!

Our server is filled with magical potions that will keep you energized 24/7. We’ve got a team of Minecraft scientists working around the clock to create the ultimate energy drink that will have you mining and crafting like a madman without ever needing to sleep.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted beds that will give you the most restful sleep of your life in just 5 minutes. Say goodbye to those pesky mobs interrupting your beauty rest – our beds come equipped with anti-zombie and skeleton shields!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and unlock the mysteries of eternal energy. Who needs sleep when you’ve got unlimited power-ups and enchanted sleep chambers at your disposal? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and never feel tired again!

BlockheadHaters

10. Ignorant, 11. Entitled, 12. Hypocritical, 13. Inconsiderate, 14. Intolerant, 15. Judgmental, 16. Lazy, 17. Manipulative, 18. Narcissistic, 19. Obnoxious, 2. People, 20. Untrustworthy, 3. Personality, 4. Traits, 5. Dislike, 6. Annoying, 7. Arrogant, 8. Selfish, 9. Rude, BlockheadHaters, despise

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ores Mined:	8007
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers who never stop talking about their crops? Sick of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted buildings? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who despise people who wear socks with sandals. That’s right, if you can’t stand the sight of someone committing such a fashion faux pas, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!

SeasonCraft: Allergy-Free Zone

allergic rhinitis, Allergies, AllergyFree, asthma, autumn birth, birth month, birth season, childhood health, environmental factors, epidemiology, finland, health outcomes, health study, immune system, Medical research, respiratory conditions, risk factors, seasonal allergies, seasonal effects, SeasonCraft, summer birth, winter birth, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

come join our minecraft server where we cure asthma and allergies just by being born in the summer!! 🌞😷

our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳

we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧

so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼

OrionCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to grief your base! Join us now on 1.21.X!

1.21.X, adult owned server, base, Community, CREEPERS, custom enchantments, Dynamic economy, Economy, Grief, Join, Lazy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, OrionCraft, Player Shops, Quests, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, spawn shops, Staff, Survival, toxic behavior, Treasure hunt, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	112
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7072	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

IP	play.orioncraft.org
Website	www.orioncraft.org
Discord	discord

Introduction

We’re a small server who first started out in late 2021.

Who are we and who do we want?

We’re looking for fun, dedicated Minecraft players. Our server is owned and operated by adults, but all ages are welcome. As a general rule of thumb, all players should behave in a way that does not negatively represent our community or ruin the game experience for other players. Actively targeting weak/new players or deliberately provoking people with trash talk or other toxic actions are not respectful behaviors and are not tolerated.

Our staff fully consists of people above 16 years old. All of the staff have had staff positions and done staff work since the beginning.

More Information

Version 1.19
Semi vanilla survival
MCMMO
Dynamic Economy (prices change based on supply and demand)

More Features

900+ quests to complete from
Treasure hunt in spawn
Custom enchantments
Tons of custom enchants
Spawn shops
Player shops
More coming soon

Rules

Can be found in our forums or discord.

How to join?

IP: play.orioncraft.org

Website: www.orioncraft.org

Discord: discord

Loid’s Delusional Minecraft Server

backstory, BETRAYAL, Character development, cover story, Deception, Decision making, Delusional, Espionage, Lies, Loid, loids, Manipulation, Minecraft, motivation, Mystery, Prostitute, psychological thriller, secret identity, Server, Spy, Trust, Truth, undercover, yor

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even pretending to be a former prostitute for fun! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can create your own crazy stories just like Yor and Loid.

Imagine the chaos of a world where your character’s backstory includes a stint as a professional lady of the night. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with that kind of reputation? Maybe you’ll start a brothel in the virtual world or become the most sought-after player in the server. The possibilities are endless!

So why did Yor decide to keep up the charade? Maybe she just wanted to spice up her Minecraft experience or maybe she’s just a master of deception. Either way, you’ll never know what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper420 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, BELIEF, conjecture, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeper420, Hypothesis, idea.., Insight, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, pondering, Reflection, rumination, smp, speculation, theory, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the villagers have taken up breakdancing as their new profession.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!

EngageCraft: AITA Party Foul?

aita, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, consideration, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Event, Foul, Friend, friendship, Jealousy, Misunderstand, Party, Planning, Proposal, special day, Timing, trip, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Ores Mined:	4453	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with proposals, engagement parties, and wedding drama!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions. Will you propose to your virtual girlfriend in the next few weeks, only to find out not everyone is on board with your love story? Will you accidentally plan your engagement party on the same day as your friend’s, causing a rift in your virtual friendships? And don’t even get me started on the wedding dates drama – who knew pixels could hold so much tension?

But fear not, because on our server, every day is a soap opera waiting to happen. Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your virtual relationships and your sanity. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyRedditor

Boredom, Communication, Community, Connecting, CraftyRedditor, digital age, discussion forum, Entertainment, Interaction, internet, memes, networking, News, Online Community, online platform, procrastination, reddit, sharing, social media, Technology, User-generated content

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	2081

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs a boring old wooden house anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (just be careful not to accidentally drop it in a pool of lava).

So why are you still on reddit? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

IceCaveDisasterMC Server

Arctic, cave exploration, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme tourism, geological hazard, glacier, hazardous conditions, Ice cave collapse, ice formation, IceCaveDisasterMC, Iceland, missing, natural disaster, rescue operation, risk assessment, safety precautions, search and rescue, Server, Tourist, Tragedy, travel accident

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3329	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!