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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9641 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.
