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NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	4547
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	515	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Crops Grown:	8950	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	693	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1871

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9722	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Star Shards Collected:	75	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.