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GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Star Shards Collected:	81	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	2932
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5797	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3907	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?