Donald Trump MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

foreign policy, discussions, Politics, cooperation, Edition

So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!

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TrumpJones Minecraft Server

Server, political partnerships, political drama, controversial figures, conservative commentators

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

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Crafty Trump’s Billionaire Minecraft Server

real estate, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, Investments, MONEY

Join our Minecraft server where Trump is a billionaire and he promises to make the stocks go up! Who needs real-life investments when you can just play Minecraft and watch your virtual money grow? Plus, rumor has it that Trump’s secret diamond mine is hidden somewhere in the server – find it and you’ll be richer than him! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

538 Election Forecast, us politics, joe biden, newsweek, Presidential election

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

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TrumpCraft: Redstone Racism

American politics, Republican voters, political beliefs, study, America

LOLZ come join this wacky Minecraft server where we explore why so many peeps still support a former president with serious charges against him. We’ll shed light on the crazy interplay between racial attitudes and political allegiances in America! Plus, we have a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against evil creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpSupportersUnite

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CraftyHill Minecraft Server

CraftyHill, finalized, new merch, Server, hush money trial

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

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YeehawCraft

policy decisions, YeehawCraft, MIDDLE EAST, united states, international relations

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!

5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.

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FartCraft: Where Creepers Let it Rip!

Impeachment, public figure, trial proceedings, Politics, News

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Twump’s Blocky Kingdom

Politics, donald trump, political affiliations, Kingdom, Assumptions

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Immolation guy, a Berniebro, has assumed his final form and he wants YOU to join him in this epic adventure!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Immolation guy was just a regular Minecraft player, mining and crafting like everyone else. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that transformed him into the ultimate Berniebro warrior. Now, he roams the server, spreading love, peace, and fiery explosions wherever he goes.

Join us and you too can embrace your inner Berniebro and unleash your true power. Build socialist utopias, fight against capitalist pigs, and maybe even ride a unicorn made of rainbows into battle. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of this revolutionary Minecraft community. Immolation guy is waiting for you, ready to lead you to victory!

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Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

flatulent, ben meiselas, SmellCraft, meidastouch, Los Angeles Magazine

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

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Donald Trump

Welcome to our Minecraft server!