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Eco Eden 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, Breed her, breeding fantasy, breeding kink, cuckold, curvy, Dominant, Eco, Eden, Encourage, Erotic, Hang, hotwife, impregnate, long tail, motivate, Naughty, Pump, saggy tits, taboo, Thick, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	2546
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Gems Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	84
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	9680	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1385	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

20 Years From 01/23/45

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	171
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!

Monkey Madness Mine

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal physiology, capuchin monkeys, climate change impact, data analysis, drought resilience, environmental stress, hormone levels, madness, MONKEY, natural selection, primate research, research, resilience in nature, scientific discovery, stress response, Survival, University of Michigan, wild primates, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3401
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even capuchin monkeys are playing on it!

These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.

Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!