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  • Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

    Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1742
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

    From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

    American GF Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2850
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

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    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

    Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

    36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6669
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9315
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5118 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4578
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 102 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

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    Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

    Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

    ””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5805
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5242
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6702 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

    3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

    That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1338
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mines Excavated: 1025
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

    Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

    Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

    Snowflake Society Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2458
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

    Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3368
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Towns Built: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Animals Bred: 172
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

    Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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