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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2712 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
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