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NeedyPup Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Farms Harvested:	713

Are you tired of dealing with your girlfriend’s clingy dog every time she leaves the house? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community of players is so welcoming and friendly, you’ll forget all about that needy pup in no time. So say goodbye to separation anxiety and hello to a new addiction – our Minecraft server!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	196	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	3866	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	5279
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7822	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	395716	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!