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Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

acceptable, arbitrary, bacon, Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, CEREAL, Cultural, Dinner, Expectations, Food, Ham, judgment, Meal, morning, norms, PANCAKES, psychopath, Questionable, Routine, sandwich, society, Totally

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

0.51% yearly, 1.3 million, 1990s, 2019, 65 and older, Aging population, Boomers, chronic condition, DiabeticCraft, Disease, Edition, health, INCREASE, Medical, older adults, prevalence, public health, research, statistics, tripleS, Type 1 diabetes, US

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4618

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

action, apply, Community, configs, considered, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, EXTREME, Friendly, GRASS, Griefers, Grimwald, grow, hackers, java, Join, Minigames, Paytowin, Projects, Protection, Slow, smp, Sport, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Voting, Watching, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	126
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6844
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net