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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2668 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6783 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!