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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7259 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8992 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!