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CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	92258	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Astral Projections Made:	2

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	9218	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	3077	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9949
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!