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DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

DickCraft, doesnt, Skills, SIZE, building

Are you tired of being a 44-year-old virgin because of your small dick? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and let your blocky avatar make up for your shortcomings in real life. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities for you to explore, build, and interact with other players who probably also have small dicks. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a thriving virtual community where no one cares about your lack of experience in the bedroom? Join now and let your tiny blocky hands do the talking!

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Mildew Roleplay: Because who doesn’t want to roleplay in a world full of mold and mildew?

species, Based, brand new, Existing, Roleplay

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Overview
Mildew RP is a brand new Minecraft roleplay server based around the existing lore of Minecraft with a unique spin. Players can choose from eight different species to roleplay as, each with their own characteristics and abilities. The server allows players to build freely within the game’s lore, giving them the freedom to unleash their imagination.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Mildew RP?	Mildew RP is a Minecraft roleplay server that focuses on the lore of Minecraft with added creative twists.
How many species can players choose from?	Players can choose from eight different species, each with their own unique characteristics and abilities.
Is there a limit to building on the server?	Players have the freedom to build within the game’s lore, allowing for unlimited creativity within the server world.
Where can I learn more about Mildew RP?	You can join the Discord server for Mildew RP using this link: https://discord.gg/QUjkReKThy

CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

discrimination, Masculinity, Gay, Skills, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

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ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

physical health, overweight, body positivity, obesity, ChunkyCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

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Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

unwavering support, channel, AMERICANS, misinformed, false Christian

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

worst girl, cucked, best girl, reason, Game Devs

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros *doesn’t stream*

Stream, doesnt, not live streaming, no live broadcasts, pre-recorded videos

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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BigCountryCraft: Where size doesn’t matter, just how you craft it!

envy, doesnt, longing, Frustration, Craft

Tired of feeling like a tiny ant in a big country? Come join our Minecraft server where America is shrunk down to the size of a pea and only known for its epic music festivals! Build your own mini-America and rule over a land of tiny rockstars and giant speakers. Who needs big when you can have small and rockin’? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

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BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

love, societal standards, equal partnership, relationship, age difference

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where even the creepers say ‘It doesn’t get better’

gloomy, Crafty, doesnt, Grief, downcast

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, it doesn’t get better than this!

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