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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6517 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 8857 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
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