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CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

Beverage, Cranberries, cranberry cocktail, cranberry extract, cranberry flavor, Cranberry juice, CranJuiceCraft, doesn’t want to be, drink, fruit juice, Fruity, Hydrating, liquid, Refreshing, Sour, summer drink, tangy, Tart, TASTES, Thirst-quenching, wet, WetFree, Zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	460	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Star Shards Collected:	159

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, General tips, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

ConfusedByRedstone – Minecraft SMP

brain teaser, complexity, comprehension, ConfusedByRedstone, confusion, conundrum, Difficulty, Enigma, Enigmatic, Explanation, inscrutable, Logic, Mechanics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexity, puzzle, Riddle, Science, smp, Technology, unfathomable

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	534
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	3807	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!

Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).

CraftingFails

biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	7609	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4495	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.

BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	7758
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain stimulation, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Connection, electrical current, electrical stimulation, exercise benefits., exercise research, forced muscle movement, gain, mental health, movement therapy, muscle control, muscle movement, neurology, physical activity, relationship between exercise and brain activity, Server, study, Voluntary exercise, ZapFree

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	6857
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	1982
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!

MBlockss

1.20, 1.8, amazing, Community, Custom, Game, high quality, Ip:, IRL Money Rewards, MBlocks, Minecraft, ONLINE, paypal rewards, Players, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Supported, Survival, Top Player, Unique Content

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring paypal rewards, unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! Work hard to become the top player on the server!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

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Serenity SMP: Where Peaceful Hobbies Meet Chaotic PvP Bedrock Shenanigans

Asia, bedrock, Build Responsibly, chaotic, Griefing, hobbies, Keepinventory, Language Use, Meet, No Doxing, No Excessive Swearing, No Exploiting Bugs, No Impersonation, No Spamming, one player sleep, open world, Peaceful, Philippines, PvP, Report Issues, Respect Other Players, Semianarchy, Serenity, Sethome, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn, Tpa

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2292
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Serenity SMP

Feature	Description
TPA	Teleportation feature
Sethome	Set your home location
Spawn	Spawn point location
Keepinventory	Off – Items dropped upon death
One player sleep	Enabled for faster time progression
PvP	Allowed in the game
Griefing	Allowed as long as not excessive

In-Game Rules:

Respect Other Players
No Cheating or Hacking
Build Responsibly
No Spamming
No Exploiting Bugs
Language Use
Report Issues
No Doxing or Threats
No Excessive Swearing or Toxicity
No Impersonation

Playerbase: Asia

Current players are from: Philippines, India, Indonesia, Europe, North America

IP:

serenitysmp.online

Port:

19132

Discord:

Let me know if you want to join discord.

Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server

#venting, ANONYMOUS, Cathartic, Community, Confessions, Crafty, hidden, Honesty, INTIMATE, Minecraft, open up, Personal, Private, Release, Reveal, safe space, Secrets, Secure, Server, sharing, Support, Trust, unburden

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Items Found:	1981
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of keeping all your secrets and confessions bottled up inside? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spill all your juiciest secrets in the safety of our virtual world. Need to confess your love for a creeper? Done. Want to admit you’ve been hoarding diamonds from your friends? We won’t judge (too much). Our server is the perfect place to let it all out and have a laugh while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular visitor, so you never know what kind of crazy confessions you might hear. Join now and let the truth set you free!