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Mystic Realm of Legends 1.20.2

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	8660	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

We got so many crazy builds and epic battles, you won’t know what hit you!

Plus, the community is full of hilarious and weird players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the events and competitions – they are so wacky and unpredictable, you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join us and let’s explore this insane world together!

DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.

And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?

So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!

Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot

African wildlife, Ancient, archeology, Biodiversity, climate shifts, conservation, desert, discovery, ecosystem, egypt, Egypts, grazing practices, History, hyena, Migration, Oasis, predator, SAVANNAH, Southeastern, spot, spotted hyena, Sudan, wildlife, wildlife migration

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Votes:	7301
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS 🦁🐾🌍

Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Magic Items Found:	7177	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the admins are so chill, they’ll suspend you for the most random reasons like saying someone got sexually assaulted when they didn’t even! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the rules are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Join now and brace yourself for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

NoItalia4U

anniversary trip, anxiety problems, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family differences, hurt feelings, italy, long-distance relationship, Naboo, NoItalia4U, promise ring, relationship, Selfishness, silent treatment, Spring Break, Star Wars, travel, vacation time

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	107

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and selfish partners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream Naboo from Star Wars without any interruptions!

Imagine creating your own version of Italy, complete with stunning landscapes and no judgmental in-laws in sight. Plus, you can travel wherever you want without any silent treatment or accusations of being selfish.

Don’t wait for your partner to plan your dream vacation, join our server and make all your travel dreams come true in the safety and comfort of your own virtual world. Who needs a promise ring when you have unlimited building possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and leave all the drama behind!

CrushOnDeadPres Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground society dedicated to historical figures, like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. We even have a secret love potion that can make your historical crush come to life in the game! Imagine building a house with George Washington or going on a date with Joan of Arc, it’s like a historical fanfiction come to life! So come join us and let’s make history together, literally! #CrushinOnCleopatra #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	615375	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MuskysPixelFactory

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Crops Grown:	2232
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

yo, u know that crazy dude elon musk? well, he just went and beamed his controversial salute image on his tesla factory in berlin. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise we won’t beam any weird images on ur screen. unless u want us to, then we can make it happen. we got all the craziest mods and plugins, like a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. and our community is like a bunch of unicorns on a rainbow, always happy and ready to help u out. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, u might even get a chance to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

Fast Day Slow Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	315751
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!