Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

antidepressants, anxiety, coping strategies, CREEPERS, depression, HappyCraft, insomnia, medication, medication management, medication side effects, medication timing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Prozac, self harm, self-care, Sleep, SSRIs, SUICIDE

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

animation, Anime, anime fans, anime industry, AnimeCraft, art, blocks, creativity, Digital Media, Entertainment, Future, future of anime, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Japanese culture, speculation, storytelling, streaming, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

WienerCraft

bavaria, berlin, Black Forest, DEUTSCHLAAAAAAAAAND, deutschland, Deutschland flag, Deutschland soccer team, Deutschland tourism, Deutschland über alles, Deutschlandlied, european history, European travel, frankfurt, German culture, german language, germany, Munich, oktoberfest, Rhine River, WienerCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Characters, Drama, Edition, emotions, Entertainment, juliet, love, Minecraft, ONLINE, Performance, relationship, romance, romeo, Shakespeare, Story, streaming, Tragedy, twitch, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, vtubing

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

36, Adventures, CraftyThreads, Epic, long trail tag, Thread, thread 36, unravel

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FrostyFuntime: Snowball Shenanigans #183

Android, asmr, Banners, cherno, egs, Event, Friends Form, FrostyFuntime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, PC, Resource Pastebin, Roguelike Event, Shenanigans, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Steam, Unit Capture Gameplay, Wave Defense

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7, also known as the “Gradient of Souls” update.

Watch our hilarious ASMR video on YouTube where we showcase the new features: Click here

Check it out here

Platforms available: Android, iOS, and PC (but PC is recommended for the ultimate experience). Download the game from our main site: Get it now

Current and upcoming events include a Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the exciting “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay, and the heart-pounding “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for the upcoming “Endless” Battle where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs. It’s a wild ride, trust us.

Don’t miss out on our current and upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, Tess, and more. It’s a gacha lover’s dream come true!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available for your favorite characters. From the “Apprentice Maid” look for Cherno to the “Merry-in-Exile” outfit for Tess, we’ve got it all.

Join our community on the /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and fill out the Friends Form to connect with other players. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7 and let the fun begin!

20 Days of Minecraft Madness

college, Communication, coping mechanisms, Days, emotions, freckles, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loneliness, madness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, redhead, rejection, rejection sensitivity, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, unrequited love

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!

Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?

Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!

So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!

ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Characters, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Epic, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Future, growth, Heroes, imagination, Japanese culture, Manga, meets, next generation, ninja, Popular, safe hands, SHONEN, ShonenCraft, storytelling, young readers

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the future of shonen anime is in safe hands…literally! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where all their favorite shonen anime characters came to life. Imagine battling it out with Goku from Dragon Ball Z or teaming up with Naruto from Naruto to take down evil mobs. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful LOLZ you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become a part of something truly EPIC. The future of shonen awaits!

Blocky McBlockface

1. Look at me, attention seeker 4. Look at me, attention seeking, attention-grabber, blocky, boastful 3. Look at me, center of attention, egotistical, McBlockface, narcissistic 2. Look at me, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-aggrandizing, self-assertive, self-centered, self-important, self-indulgent 5. Look at me, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-promotion, Show off, spotlight, validation

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, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	709014
Enchantments Applied:	268	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	490366	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ores Mined:	538	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ores Mined:	3038
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	457861	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	565	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Insane do not swear Minecraft Servers

Crafty Kike Rats

Updated November 21, 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

Updated November 21, 2024

AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

Updated November 21, 2024

WienerCraft

Updated November 21, 2024

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

Updated November 21, 2024

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

Updated November 21, 2024

20 Days of Minecraft Madness

Updated November 21, 2024

ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

Updated November 21, 2024

Blocky McBlockface

Updated November 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	429
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Villages Defended:	13

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Potions Brewed:	132
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4913	Towns Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	353437
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1