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Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, confession, crying, difficult situation, discomfort, Distance, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Empathy, friendship, future hopes, girl, Honesty, Minecraft, obsessed, rejection, Respect, Server, touchy, unrequited love, unwanted advances

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Dragon Droppings

action, adaptation, Adventure, airships, Anime, binge-worthy, Dragon.., dragons, Drama, Drifting Dragons, Droppings, FANTASY, high quality, Manga, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Recommendation, review, series, sky pirates, Steampunk

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

attraction, CRUSHES, daydreaming about friends, daydreams, deep connections, Desires, dream, emotional connections, fantasies, fantasies about friends, FANTASY, forbidden love, Friends, longing, pixelated, relationships, romantic daydreams, romantic fantasies, secret crushes, secret desires, Server, TEAM, unattainable love, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencer, Forgotten, Japanese culture, Kanata, Kanatas, lost popularity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online entertainment, online fame, online presence, past fame, Realm, Server, social media, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5350	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Star Shards Collected:	88
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9838
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!