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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 97 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, this server is the bomb diggity, just like Trump’s plans for Gaza according to some senior Hamas dude. but forget about that drama, let’s talk about why you should join this server, yo.
first off, our server has, like, unicorns and flying pigs everywhere. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling evil flying pigs, how cool is that? not to mention, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there’s a giant chicken guarding it. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? you can build a house out of chocolate and live happily ever after. but watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re always up to no good.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than Trump’s plans for Gaza.
