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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6129 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 742 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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